There is a reason why I did not participate in "Talk Like A Pirate Day" when most did by posting silly entries. I team with the ninjas and today is our day - Ninja Day. We don't talk like drunken thieves with wooden legs who've been at sea for too long. In fact, we don't talk at all, we just sneak up on you in dead silence.
Today, let's all be a ninja, don't let work stop you.